Gambling Jokes
At the psychology university, the teacher that just finished a long lecture about mental health wanted to do a quick oral quiz for the students. The course was about manic depression, so the question of the teacher was: What diagnose would you give to a person that sits quietly and minds their own business calmly and after that, all of a sudden, they started swearing the next minute all over the place?
A young student raised her hand and answered: "Bingo Player".
The only business in the world bigger than gambling is religion…but gambling is not nearly so corrupt.
If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough.
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Some cowboys were playing poker in an Old West saloon. One of them laid down the winning hand, and another jumped up, yelling, “He’s cheatin! He aint playin the cards I dealt him!”
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line."We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"
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